who do you think you are?

'Just write anything' I said to the kids complaining at me today when they didn't know where to start. 'It doesn't matter what you put: you can always cross it out, move it around or change it later. Just make a start, it'll all seem better then. There's nothing worse than a blank sheet of paper.'

Don't I bloody know it.

I had a Cornish pasty for lunch, with brown sauce. It was delicious.